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AI that reads
between the lines.

Most chatbots hear words. Hysteria hears what you actually mean — context, tone, intent. Conversations that feel less like typing commands and more like talking to someone who gets it.

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I need to explain quantum computing to my grandma but she thinks "the cloud" is actual weather
Okay so you know how she keeps recipes in a drawer? Imagine the computer's "drawer" is in a building across town, and she can reach into it from her phone. That's the cloud — not weather, just someone else's drawer.
that's actually perfect
And quantum? Tell her it's like trying every recipe in the drawer at once instead of one by one. She'll either love it or call you crazy. Both are valid outcomes.
she's gonna call me crazy
01 What it does

Built for how people actually talk.

Not keyword matching. Not template responses. Hysteria follows the thread, remembers what matters, and adjusts to how you communicate.

01

Remembers the thread

No repeating yourself. Hysteria holds context across the conversation — references, preferences, the thing you mentioned three messages ago. It stays on track so you don't have to.

02

Reads tone, not just text

Frustrated? Curious? Just venting? Hysteria picks up on how you're saying things, not just what you're saying, and adjusts its response accordingly.

03

Fast enough to feel instant

Responses in a fraction of a second. No loading spinners, no awkward pauses. The conversation flows at the speed of thought.

04

Your data stays yours

Conversations are private. No training on your chats, no selling data, no third-party sharing. Transparent rules, full control, easy deletion.

02 How to get in

Three steps. Ten seconds.

1

Drop your email

Use the form above. That's it. No account creation, no password, no phone verification.

2

Confirm your spot

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3

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On launch day, waitlist members get their invite before anyone else. Priority is by sign-up order.

03 Questions

Things people ask.

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